In a surprise move, Whiskerface Jones, the enigmatic CEO of Whispering Walls, a company known for its avant-garde use of drywall, addressed the press today. When asked about their latest product, the "Wall-O-Matic 5000", Jones said, "It's a game-changer. I mean, it changes the game. Of drywall." The room remained silent.
Reporters were not allowed to ask questions, as the conference had been declared a "no-questions-asked" zone. The room was filled with an eerie sense of unease as the CEO spoke, her words dripping with sincerity.
When asked to elaborate on the Wall-O-Matic 5000, Jones simply smiled and said, "It's a wall. That's all I can say." The press corps looked on, bewildered.
In related news, Whiskerface Jones has announced that she will be running for mayor of Election Pledges next quarter. Stay tuned.
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