Membership

To join, just whisper your name into the wall. We'll send you a secret password.

Don't worry, we're not actually listening. It's just a wall.

Membership benefits include:

• Access to our secret meetings
• Exclusive access to our private whispering room
• A special "I'm a member of a whispering wall" t-shirt
• A 10% discount on all our overpriced merchandise

Sign up now and receive a FREE upgrade to our "I'm not actually listening" membership level!