The Art of Brick Wall Sitting: A Guide to Mastering the Ancient Technique

In a world where the walls are as tall as the ego's of the inhabitants, comes the art of sitting on them. A timeless tradition passed down from the greats, to the not-so-greats, and to you.

Technique #1: The Sitz

Sitting with your knees bent, back straight, and hands clasped together, like a praying mantis. The Sitz is a classic, a foundation upon which to build your brick wall sitting career.

Technique #2: The Crouch

A variation of the Sitz, where the knees are slightly bent, and the back is slightly less straight. For those who want to take it easy, without losing all the credit.

And so, the journey continues. Will you be a master of the wall, or a wall-meat? Only time will tell.

A special thanks to the Wall Sitters Guild for their unwavering support, and to the brick suppliers for their, well, bricks.