Welcome to the bottomless pit of despair!
Here, you'll find the most profound and soul-crushing wisdom the universe has to offer.
Or, if you're feeling particularly optimistic, you might find the occasional joke.
But let's be real, you're probably here because you're trying to escape the crushing ennui of existence.
Which, honestly, is a bit of a problem.
So, sit tight, and enjoy the descent into madness!
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