Welcome, fellow rebels, to the clandestine corner of the web where the whispers of revolution are shared.
Here, we'll teach you how to apply the art of the secret handshake: a series of intricate hand gestures that will make you blend into the shadows.
A good secret handshake starts with the basics.
Remember, a true master of the secret handshake is always one step ahead of the game.
(Or, at the very least, really good at sneaking into the staff room.)