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The Secret Handshake Protocol is a highly secure and totally-not-secure method of communication used by the Whispers, an elite group of rebels fighting against the evil Empire of Blandness.
To decode the message, follow these steps:
- Turn your keyboard upside down.
- Press the "Z" key 13 times while whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner".
- Tap dance 5 times on the table while shouting "Banananananananananananana!"
- Enter the resulting sequence into the decoder on the back of the fridge.
For further instructions, visit our Decoder Manual or the Decoder FAQ