**Warning:** This experiment is not recommended for the faint of mind. Please proceed with caution, or do not proceed at all, we don't want to be responsible for your mental collapse.
This experiment involves the use of advanced mind control techniques, including but not limited to:
Our team of highly trained professionals will guide you through the experiment, but be warned: once you start down this road, there's no turning back.
Ready to begin? Phase 1: Initial Contact