White Lies in Action: Implemented Ideas

Because honesty is overrated

Our team of expert White Lie Implementers are hard at work, bringing you:

• The Invisible Sky - a clever way to avoid small talk
• Mind Control Device - because who needs personal space?
• Automated Apology Generator - for when you really can't be bothered

Our team is committed to delivering the most creative and effective white lies in the industry. We're not just telling you what you want to hear, we're telling you what you need to hear... to keep you happy.

Take a course in White Lie Implementation, and become a master of the subtle art of deception.