Fieldwork Fiasco

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals have been in the field, conducting rigorous research in the most remote and inhospitable environments. But things haven't been going so well.

Our lead researcher, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has gone missing in a freak accident involving a runaway yak and an unmarked manhole cover. We're not really sure what to do.

Lost and Found, our internal affairs department, has been called in to assist with the search.

We're offering a Lost and Found Form for anyone with information on Dr. Bottomsworth's whereabouts.

We'll get to the bottom of this, or at least, we'll try.

Fundraising efforts are underway to cover the costs of searching for Dr. Bottomsworth.

Press coverage of the incident has been extensive, with local and international news outlets covering our every move.

We'll keep you updated on the status of our search efforts.

Or, at the very least, we'll try to.