Welcome to White Waste Management

Where we waste your time, one unnecessary task at a time.

Our state-of-the-art waste management system is designed to keep you occupied for hours on end.

From sorting recyclables from non-recyclables, to organizing your sock drawer, to reorganizing your sock drawer, we've got you covered.

Our team of highly trained professionals (read: our friends' kids) will guide you through our 5-stage process:

  1. Step 1: Fill out form 27b/6 in triplicate.
  2. Step 2: Wait 3 minutes for our automated system to process your request.
  3. Step 3: Wait 5 minutes for our human operators to process your request.
  4. Step 4: Wait 10 minutes for our quality control department to double-check your request.
  5. Step 5: Wait 30 minutes for our accounting department to bill you for services rendered.

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