Our Founder is a Genius
Our founder, Bertrand T. Punsley, is a man of unparalleled brilliance. He has single-handedly managed to create the most efficient waste management system in the world, all while maintaining a impressive mustache.
Some of his notable achievements:
- Created the patented Punsley-Tronic 9000, a waste sorting machine that can sort 10,000 pounds of trash per minute
- Developed the Punsley Method for optimizing waste-to-energy conversion rates by 300%
- Hold the Guinness World Record for most garbage bags emptied in 5 minutes while reciting the entirety of "The Iliad" backwards
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