White Noise Methodology: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Step 1: Turn off your brain.

Step 2: Stare at the wall.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 & 2 until you've forgotten your purpose in life.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous:

Simulate the apocalypse with an endless loop of white noise.

Or, try the Mouse in the Maze Method, where you stare at a single pixel for 24 hours straight.

Remember, the key to success is embracing the abyss of nothingness within.