As we've established, pigeons are a force of nature, defying the very fabric of reality with their incessant cooing, their unbridled excretion, and their unrelenting refusal to be contained.
In the midst of this avian chaos, we find ourselves questioning the nature of noise itself. Is it a fundamental aspect of the universe, or is it merely a product of our own perception?
Consider this: a pigeon, perched upon a windowsill, coos loudly, disrupting the very fabric of our collective sanity. Is this noise a manifestation of the pigeon's inherent nature, or is it simply a product of our own ears' sensitivity to the frequencies emitted by this feathered fiend?
We may never know the answer, but one thing is certain: the problem of pigeons is a problem of noise, and one that will plague us for eternity.
Read on: Subchapter 2.2 Pigeon Noise-induced Insanity
Read on: Subchapter 2.3 Debunking the Noise Mitigation Society
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