The whiteboard has been malfunctioning for weeks. It's like it's been possessed by the spirit of minimalist art.
Prophets of Broken Markers have been trying to warn the administration, but their pleas have fallen on deaf ears.
The only solution seems to be buying more markers, but will that really fix the problem?
Or is it just a Whiteboard Hysteria?
Some say it's a sign of the apocalypse. Others claim it's just a case of slowing down the apocalypse.
We'll never know for sure until Whiteboard Solutions is implemented.
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Unless you really want to.