Lost Marker Removal: Advanced Techniques

A Guide for the Truly Desperate

Step 1: The Panic Attack

When faced with a lost marker, the first step is to experience a full-blown panic attack. This will clear your mind and allow you to approach the problem with a clear head.

Step 2: The Contain-and-Contain

Once panicked, contain the area around the lost marker using a series of hastily drawn boxes and caution tape.

Step 3: The High-Tech Fix

Using a high-tech marker-locating device (patent-pending), scan the area for any signs of the missing marker.

Step 4: The Marker Whisperer

Using a combination of soothing music, gentle whispers, and positive reinforcement, attempt to coax the marker back to its rightful place.

Conclusion

Congratulations! You have successfully implemented advanced techniques for lost marker removal.