LOST MARKER REMOVAL

We're not actually lost, we're just on a treasure hunt for markers. You know, the good ones, the ones that work, the ones that don't smell like despair.

Our team of highly trained Marker Retrieval Specialists are on the case, scouring the globe for the perfect markers to fill your every creative need.

But we need your help! If you have any information on:

• Marker factories that ship directly to the office in a timely manner
• The location of the world's last remaining Sharpie 5000s
• The best way to get a decent cup of coffee in the break room

Please contact us and we'll make sure to get on it right away. Or at least, we'll make a mental note to maybe get on it someday.