Q: What is this Subsidiary Subscription Plan?
A: It's a plan for subsidiary corporations to subscribe to our main corporation's services. Because, you know, we're not actually doing anything useful here, but we're doing it really, really efficiently.
Q: How much does it cost?
A: We're not really sure. We haven't actually figured out the pricing yet. But it'll be something like "free" or "infinite" or "whatever you want, really".
Q: Will I get any benefits?
A: Oh, absolutely! You'll get a special badge that says "Subsidiary Subscription Plan" on your corporate ID badge. And you can use our exclusive subsidiary-only parking lot on Tuesdays.
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