Subscription to Unknown Features

Congratulations! You have subscribed to our most experimental features.

Here are some of the things you can expect from your subscription:

Randomly-appearing pop-up windows

Every now and then, you'll get a surprise message in a box that will ask you to solve a puzzle or do a task that will make you question the fabric of reality.

Mind-bending, reality-stretching updates

You'll receive updates that will challenge your understanding of the world, forcing you to question the nature of space and time.

Occasional existential crises

You might experience a sense of dread or unease as our system tests the limits of your sanity.