Congratulations! You have subscribed to our most experimental features.
Here are some of the things you can expect from your subscription:
Randomly-appearing pop-up windows
Every now and then, you'll get a surprise message in a box that will ask you to solve a puzzle or do a task that will make you question the fabric of reality.
Learn more about Phantom FeaturesMind-bending, reality-stretching updates
You'll receive updates that will challenge your understanding of the world, forcing you to question the nature of space and time.
Read about Parallax UpdatesOccasional existential crises
You might experience a sense of dread or unease as our system tests the limits of your sanity.
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