Subscription to Unknown Features
Welcome, esteemed patron of the unknown. You have subscribed to our collection of features that we're not entirely sure we'll ever deliver.
Here's a list of features we're pretty sure we'll never implement:
- Feature 2: Automatic Pancake Tossing
- Feature 3: Synesthetic Socks Matching
- Feature 4: Quantum Entanglement Coffee Mugs
We'll let you know when these features are ready. Maybe.