Whiteboard Upgrades: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?

Upgrades for the discerning whiteboard owner, because your standard issue whiteboard just wasn't cutting it.

Our top-of-the-line upgrades include:

• Eraser Rocket Technology: Because who needs actual erasing when you can have explosive removal?
• Double Magic Marker: Write twice as much, with twice the mess!
• Mega Stapler 2000: For when you need to staple your notes to the wall, but also your shoes, and your cat
• Automatic Erase Button: Because who needs a wrist action when you can have a button that erases all the time

Special Deal of the Day: 10% off all upgrades with code "WHITEBOARD10" at checkout!

Disclaimer: These upgrades are not actually supported by our company, nor are they supported by science. Use at your own risk. Or, you know, just don't use them at all. We're good.