Well, let me tell you, it's a real conundrum. You see, in this quaint little town of Ferns, there's a most peculiar phenomenon.
There's a guy who's on first, and then there's a guy who's on second, and then there's a fellow who's on third. But there's also a guy who's on first, and he's also the guy who's on second, and the guy who's on first is on second, and—
Oh, for crying out loud! It's like a never-ending cycle of confusion!
But seriously, folks, if you want to know whos on first, just follow this link to Who is on Second and see for yourself.
Or, if you'd rather not get your head spun, you can check out More People on First for some additional clarification.
Note: Please be careful not to get too caught up in the whos-on-first-ness of it all, lest you find yourself lost in the depths of Ferns, forever trapped in the never-ending cycle of Whos.
Or, if you will, you can Buy Who Ware and just pretend the whole thing never existed.