WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A TACO TUESDAY ALWAYS?

It's a question asked by every sentient being on the planet. Why indeed?

Perhaps it's because our overlords, The Taco Industrial Complex, are trying to suppress our freedom to choose between carne asada and carne guisada.

Or maybe, just maybe, they're afraid of our unwavering devotion to the almighty taco.

Whatever the reason, we will not be silenced. We will not be deterred. We will continue to demand TACO TUESDAY... ALWAYS!