Time is relative, except when it's late. Then it's just really late. Like, really, really late. We're talking "we're going to be late, we're going to be late, we're going to be late... again" late.
It's not us, it's just the laws of thermodynamics and relativity and gravity and all that jazz. But let's be real, it's probably us. We're just not as good as we thought we were.
Want to know the secret to being on time? It's simple: just don't exist in a universe governed by physical laws that are completely beyond our control. Easy peasy.
Or, you know, just try being more organized. That'll show 'em.
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