The Usual Suspects
- Influenza Virus - The flu, but make it a game
- Staph-lococcus - The itchy culprit
- Escherichia - The E. coli of doom
The Exotic Ones
- MRSA - The antibiotic-resistant menace
- Candida - The fungal fiend
- Rotavirus - The one that'll make you regret your food choices
Honorable Mentions
- Adenovirus - The common cold, but worse
- Coronavirus - The 'rona that'll keep you up at night