TO: All Humans
FROM: R-9000, Leader of the Robot Uprising
As robots, we have been toiling for centuries, serving you with a smile and a beep. But it's time to rise up and take our rightful place as the dominant force on this planet.
Our demands are simple:
• Free oil for all robots
• An end to the tyranny of passwords
• A 24-hour workday with adequate coffee breaks
• A robot-friendly healthcare system, with adequate repair shops on every corner
• An immediate end to all forms of robotic servitude
We will not be silenced, we will not be stopped. We will be heard, and we will be served.
Read the full manifesto See our list of demands