Section 1: Puns
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
This is where the real comedy happens.
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Image of a cat in a hat, with a speech bubble saying "I can smell the desperation emanating from your username"