We will ignore your rational thoughts and emotions and force-feed you a cocktail of denial, anger, and bargaining.
Side effects may include: increased heart rate, blood pressure, and existential dread.
We'll make you angry, and then we'll laugh maniacally as you scream at the walls.
Side effects may include: increased risk of property damage, and/or relationship strain.
We'll make you promise anything, even your firstborn, prophets, or a unicorn, for just one more hit of the substance.
Side effects may include: increased risk of making poor life choices, and/or becoming a pawn in a high-stakes game.
We'll make prophets, experts, and loved ones tell you you're worthless, and that you'll never amount to anything.
Side effects may include: increased risk of self-loathing, social isolation, and/or becoming a recluse.
We'll tell you that it's okay to be a slave to the substance, and that you're just one of the lucky ones.
Side effects may include: increased risk of permanent damage, and/or a lifetime supply of therapy bills.