What is the Withdrawal Clinic?
We are a place where you can come and experience the full range of withdrawal symptoms in a safe and controlled environment. Our team of expert medical professionals will guide you through the process with empathy and a strong stomach.
| Q: Will I still be able to function in society after visiting the Withdrawal Clinic? | Unlikely. But don't worry, we have a vending machine with a wide selection of painkillers and energy drinks. |
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| Q: How long will the withdrawal symptoms last? | Until you can't remember your own name. But don't worry, it's just a minor setback. |
| Q: Will I have to share a room with other addicts? | Of course. It's a dormitory with a strong sense of community. We have group sessions, group activities, and a shared supply of earplugs. |