FAQs for the Frequently Addicted

What is the Withdrawal Clinic?

We are a place where you can come and experience the full range of withdrawal symptoms in a safe and controlled environment. Our team of expert medical professionals will guide you through the process with empathy and a strong stomach.

Q: Will I still be able to function in society after visiting the Withdrawal Clinic? Unlikely. But don't worry, we have a vending machine with a wide selection of painkillers and energy drinks.
Q: How long will the withdrawal symptoms last? Until you can't remember your own name. But don't worry, it's just a minor setback.
Q: Will I have to share a room with other addicts? Of course. It's a dormitory with a strong sense of community. We have group sessions, group activities, and a shared supply of earplugs.
Learn about our cozy rooms and shared bathroom facilities! View our comprehensive treatment plans, carefully crafted to drive you to the brink of madness!