Located on the planet Zorgon-6, this clinic is the premier destination for all your addiction withdrawal needs.
We've got the best staff, the best facilities, and the best... everything. Because, let's be real, who needs sleep when you're on withdrawal?
Don't worry about the paperwork, we've got you covered with our exclusive partnership with Galactic Care!
Just sign up, and let our team of highly-trained, non-judgmental aliens take care of you. Because, let's be real, who needs insurance when you're on the brink of a galaxy-spanning existential crisis?
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Or, you know, just wing it and hope for the best.