Remote Control Overdose: Where We Let the Robots Do It

Located in a secret underground bunker, our team of highly trained remote-control specialists are here to help you overcome your addiction to actual human interaction.

Our team consists of:

• Dr. Bleepy McBloberson, Chief Remote-Control Officer
• B-9, Robot Psychologist
• Sparky, Drone Therapist

Services include:

• Remote-Controlled Withdrawal Support Groups
• Virtual Reality Therapy Sessions
• Drone-Assisted Self-Discovery

Don't wait any longer! Click the link below to schedule your appointment:

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might consider:

• Learn more about our robotic self-care program
• Sign up for Robotic Yoga