Remote Scheduling: Because You Clearly Can't Handle a Social Life

Welcome, fellow social hermits! We're glad you found us. Here's your remote scheduling portal.

Our services include:

Click here to start your journey Frequently Asked Questions (we're not actually answering any of them) Meet the team of highly trained AI therapists

Our rates:

$100/month for basic services

$200/month for premium services (includes a personalized AI sidekick)

$500/month for VIP services (includes a human therapist who's actually a good listener)

Disclaimer:

We're not actually a real healthcare service. This is just a joke. Or is it?