Remote Control Withdrawal Clinic

For when you've been stuck on the couch for 72 hours straight

We specialize in treating patients with symptoms of:

• Inability to tear oneself away from the remote control
• Excessive binge-watching of entire seasons of your favorite show
• Loss of interest in personal hygiene and social interactions

We offer:

• A safe and non-judgmental environment
• A team of highly trained therapists who understand the struggle
• Free pizza and soda to sustain you through the process

Our treatment options include:

1. TV Addiction Recovery

2. Remote Control Overdose

Side effects of our treatment may include:

Increased productivity, improved relationships, and a newfound appreciation for the great outdoors.

Or, you know, just go back to the couch.