Withdrawal Process
Step 1: Accept that your life is over
- Realize you'll never find meaning again
- Understand that your relationships are ruined
- Know that your bank account is now a sad, hollow shell of its former self
Step 2: Experience the physical symptoms
- Tremors of regret
- Insatiable hunger for a fix
- Irrepressible urges to binge on junk food
Step 3: Meet with a therapist
- A sympathetic ear to listen to your sob story
- A safe space to weep and wail
- A promise that things will never truly be the same, but you'll get a nice new perspective