Crystal Maintenance 101

For the discerning Wizard of discerning taste

Chapter 1: The Crystal's Lament

As a wizard, you're probably aware that crystals can be quite the divas. They need regular polishing, dusting, and occasional exorcisms. Here's a quick rundown of the essentials:

Don't forget to schedule these tasks on your crystal's birthday, when they're most receptive to a good cleaning!

Next Chapter: Crystal Feng Shui

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Why do crystals need exorcisms?

A: Because, let's be real, crystals are basically tiny, sparkly prisons for negative emotions and energies. You don't want that in your home.

Q: Can I use any ol' moonstone dust for polishing?

A: Only if you want to risk turning your crystal into a glittery, sparkly abomination. Stick with the good stuff, folks!