Defensive Magic for Your Safety
Protect Yourself from Magical Mishaps
As a wizard of discerning taste, you know that a well-maintained wand is not just a tool for channeling your magical energies, but a key component in ensuring your own safety and well-being.
- Keep your wand away from water. Trust us, you don't want to be the one explaining to your insurance company why you're covered in seaweed-like tendrils.
- Avoid using your wand as a microphone during karaoke nights. The last thing you want is to become an unintentional sonic disruptor.
- Never, ever use your wand to pick your nose. The consequences are... unspeakable.
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