Mind Control

You've prophets, you've got a lot of free will, but not here, not now, not today. Our patented Mind Control technology will guide you to the most optimal path, every time. Don't bother trying to resist, you'll just be more productive.

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Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased free will, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding, or are we?).

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