Toaster Hacks

Welcome, Wizardly Wednesday enthusiasts! Are you tired of your toaster just burning your bread? Do you want to add a dash of magic to your morning routine?

• Advanced Toaster Hacking - For the truly experienced wizards.
• Toaster Hacking for Beginners - A gentle introduction to the dark arts.
• Toaster Hacking 101 - The basics of toaster manipulation.

Note: Do not attempt to use these hacks on your toaster unless you have a strong stomach and a good insurance policy.