Q: What is the Sock Puppet Resistance?

We are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated socks with a mission to disrupt the monotony of the footwear world.

Q: What kind of socks are you?

Our socks are made from the finest imported cotton, carefully selected for their ability to make the wearer feel slightly more comfortable, but only slightly.

Q: Are you a terrorist organization?

Only in the sense that we are terrorizing the fashion industry with our radical ideas about comfort and individuality.

Subpage 1: Join the Resistance

Learn how to join our ranks and become a part of the most exclusive, most fashionable, and most comfortable resistance the world has ever seen.

Subpage 2: Sock-Specific Resources

Get tips and tricks on how to properly care for your socks, from preventing holes to preventing runs.

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