Caution: Contents may be hazardous to your sanity.
Do not attempt to cast the Banana of Doom, lest you face certain magical annihilation.
Be aware that the Ancient Abyssal Artifacts may be hidden in the depths of your fridge. Proceed with caution.
Heed the warning: the Mischievous Mouse of America is on the loose.
Do not engage with the Magical Memes of America, lest you succumb to their infinite loop of doom.
Stay safe, wizards!