It's official! The wizarding world is in chaos as our once-respected members of the magical community have succumbed to a strange affliction known as "Wizard Madness".
Reports of wizards turning into disco balls, levitating in mid-air, and shouting "I'M THE KING OF WIZARDS!" at the top of their lungs have been flooding in from all corners of the realm.
If you're a wizard experiencing any of these symptoms, please seek immediate assistance from the Wizardly Urgent Care team. Don't let Wizard Madness get the best of you!
While there is no known cure for Wizard Madness, our team at Wizardly Urgent Care recommends the following:
- Avoid exposure to loud music
- Steer clear of shiny objects
- Engage in regular, strenuous exercise (e.g., wizardly yoga or wizardly weightlifting)
Learn more about Wizard Madness and how to prevent it