Featured Recipe:
Dragon's Breath Chili
In a cauldron, combine 1/2 cup of dragon's blood (beets), 1/4 cup of eye of newt (pickled onions), and 1/4 cup of wing of bat (dark chocolate chips). Stir counterclockwise for 7 times, then serve over a bed of fiery lava rocks.
Random Recipe:
Unicorn Farts
To make Unicorn Farts, combine 1/2 cup of sparkling fairy dust (edible glitter), 1/4 cup of moonbeams (shaved ice), and 1/4 cup of stardust (pop rocks). Serve immediately, garnish with a sprinkle of fairy dust (parsley).
