THE WIZARDLY MANIFESTO

In a world where sanity is optional and magic is mandatory, we, the Wizardly Order, have gathered to declare our manifesto of supreme wisdom.

Article I: The Right to Be Ridiculously Powerful

We, the Wizardly, reserve the right to wield the most absurdly powerful spells, incantations, and potions, without fear of consequence or consequence.

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Article II: The Duty to Be Ridiculously Humorous

We, the Wizardly, are sworn to maintain an aura of absurdity and silliness, lest we risk losing our magical mojo.

Peruse the Appendices for more on the importance of silliness

Article III: The Power to Be Ridiculously Fashionable

We, the Wizardly, reserve the right to don the most ostentatious, eye-searing, and impractical attire, in the name of magical expression.

Witness the Fashion Disasters that led us to this point