Article 1: All wizards are entitled to one free wisecrack per session.
Article 2: Broomstick etiquette is strictly enforced.
Article 3: No wand waving during meetings.
Article 4: Invisibility cloak not allowed in the break room.
Article 5: No using the phrase "Hear, hear!" during arguments.
Article 6: All wizards must wear their wands on their belts, not on their hats.
Article 7: No turning people into toads during work hours.
Article 8: All wizards must use their magic for good, not for personal gain.
Article 9: No summoning of Cthulhu during lunch breaks.
Article 10: All wizards must respect the rights of non-magical creatures.