It's been a week since I last saw the Golden Scepter, and I'm starting to get worried. I had it last when I was dusting the shelves, and now it's nowhere to be found.
I've asked the usual suspects, but no one seems to know anything about its whereabouts. I've even offered a reward, but so far, nothing.
I'm starting to think that maybe I should just give up and move on with my life. But then I remember all the good times we had together, Golden Scepter and I. All the late nights, the dust bunnies, the lost socks.
Perhaps I'll just have to resort to more drastic measures. I'll have to assemble a search party and scour the castle from top to bottom.
Wish me luck.