Confidential Notes on Magical Item Storage and Retrieval

Today's notes on storing those pesky magical items:

- Keep the athame in the fridge. No, not the literal fridge. The magical fridge. You know, the one with the runes etched into the door.

- Make sure to rotate the wands every 3 months to prevent wooden dowel fatigue.

- Don't even think about storing the Star of Eternity in the attic. That thing will drive you mad.