Welcome to the maintenance schedule for the most powerful wizard of the century. This wizard's schedule is so busy, it's like trying to schedule a meeting with a time-traveling, shape-shifting, reality-bending entity.

• Today: Cast a spell to make my cat stop meowing at 3am
• Tomorrow: Solve the mystery of the missing socks
• Next Wednesday: Conjure a new supply of pizza
• This Friday: Perform an emergency repair on the time machine (again)

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