"I've seen some pretty wild things in my time as a wizard, but nothing quite compares to the thrill of eating a whole jar of mayonnaise in one sitting. It's a feat, folks, I'm telling you." - Read More
"I once tried to turn a chicken into a frog, but all I ended up with was a really disappointed chicken and a weird look on my face." - Read More
"I've been practicing my 'accio' spells, but so far, all I've managed to turn my cat into a slightly smaller cat. Progress, people, progress." - Read More