Are you tired of itchy socks? Do you yearn for a world where your sweaters don't shed like a nervous teenager at a high school dance? Look no further! This page is dedicated to the art of making your own fabric softener, because, let's be real, commercial options are just a bunch of malarkey.
Learn how to extract lanolin from sheep and start making your own fabric softener today! (Don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds... unless you're allergic to sheep)
Or, if you're feeling lazy, just click this link to get a pre-made recipe
Note: Do not attempt to use this fabric softener on your favorite sweater. It will ruin the fabric, and also ruin your life. Proceed at your own risk.