Fiber Frenzy: A Guide to Wool-Related Woes

Welcome to Fiber Frenzy, where we explore the absurdities of wool-related issues.

Here's the lowdown:

• Itchy Wollenstein: The Condition Where Your Skin Eats You Alive
• Wool Dust Mania: When You're So Addicted to Picking at Your Clothes You're Starting to Get a Little Worried
• Wollenstein Syndrome: Where You Start to Think Your Socks Are Plotting Against You

Causes of Fiber Frenzy:

Causes of Fiber Frenzy include:

• Overly enthusiastic sock-wearing
• Uncontrollable fiber-snacking
• Misuse of fabric softener sheets

Read more about Sock Therapy

Curing Fiber Frenzy:

There's no cure for Fiber Frenzy, but we recommend:

• Buying more fabric softener
• Wearing socks made from non-woolen materials
• Taking a 30-day sock-fast

Learn more about Fiber Rehab