Welcome, young apprentice, to the esteemed world of Sock Puppetry. Here, we'll guide you through the ancient art of conveying complex ideas with a single, fluffy sock.
Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Fuzziness
Understand that a good sock puppet requires more than just any old sock. No, no, no. It demands a certain je ne sais quoi, a spark of creativity, and a pinch of sass.
We'll begin with the basics: the art of stuffing, the science of squishing, and the delicate dance of facial expressions.
Lesson 2: The Sock Puppet's Guide to World Domination Advanced Lessons (for the truly dedicated)© 2023, The Sock Puppetry Institute. All rights reserved. (Except for the rights to our sock collection, which is not really ours.)